Potential end to shutdown: everyone dies of listeria https://t.co/zGszM5tiZ7
— Karoun Demirjian (@karoun) January 9, 2019
Potential end to shutdown: everyone dies of listeria https://t.co/zGszM5tiZ7
— Karoun Demirjian (@karoun) January 9, 2019
In response to the government shutdown, I have stayed in bed, gone without bathing, turned off the phone. I am going to continue until Walmart sends me six fresh walleye and a set of white sidewalls autographed by Barbara Walters. https://t.co/Q4ar8VvGUx
— Garrison Keillor (@g_keillor) January 8, 2019
Happy to see that @TheTweetofGod is still commenting.
I am shutting down the universe until you pay to build a wall around it.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 8, 2019
I'm shutting down too.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 20, 2018
Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time. https://t.co/PlcJtZVkWJ
— Drew Harwell (@drewharwell) January 20, 2018
Members also complaining to me that the House gym lacks enough towels this morning and they wonder if it’s because of the shutdown.
— Robert Costa (@costareports) January 20, 2018
.@BorowitzReport: “Now more than ever it’s important that the stream of falsehoods and distortions from this White House continues to flow in a steady and uninterrupted fashion,” Sanders said. https://t.co/OBktBTcg2G
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) January 20, 2018
A government is unlike a porn star. It is by *not* paying her that you shut her down.
— Anand Giridharadas (@AnandWrites) January 20, 2018
Did You Notice The Government Was Closed? The Environment Probably Did http://t.co/FLwZk0S5tk
— Co.Exist (@FastCoExist) October 17, 2013
mind boggling; MT @chrislhayes we could have done this 16 days ago. Nothing has changed except a lot of damage to people for no reason.
— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) October 17, 2013
.@BorowitzReport: Ted Cruz: “The Dream of Keeping Poor People from Seeing a Doctor Must Never Die” http://t.co/4QC8eeDLTT
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) October 17, 2013
The sequel comes out in three months.
— David Sessions (@davidsess) October 17, 2013
162 / 532 of your elected officials voted to keep government closed and to default on the national debt. That's 30%. http://t.co/lNwurOFErT
— T.C. (@LaughingStoic) October 17, 2013
Congrats, America. You are no longer broke, merely broken.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 17, 2013
Winston Churchill the prophet: "You can count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.”
— Chris Anderson (@TEDchris) October 17, 2013
This is fantastic. How did I miss it? "Poetry Shutdown Begins — Poets And Critics Fail To Agree". http://t.co/dXuH1DU3rq
— TheBrowser (@TheBrowser) October 17, 2013
"To corrupt a youth… instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." http://t.co/UZ5AcJsl6x
— Maria Popova (@brainpicker) October 15, 2013
Turns out that yesterday was Nietzsche's birthday, but I think this one deserves a #shutdown tag, too, and some meditation.