In response to the government shutdown, I have stayed in bed, gone without bathing, turned off the phone. I am going to continue until Walmart sends me six fresh walleye and a set of white sidewalls autographed by Barbara Walters. https://t.co/Q4ar8VvGUx— Garrison Keillor (@g_keillor) January 8, 2019
Happy to see that @TheTweetofGod is still commenting.
I am shutting down the universe until you pay to build a wall around it.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 8, 2019