Potential end to shutdown: everyone dies of listeria https://t.co/zGszM5tiZ7
— Karoun Demirjian (@karoun) January 9, 2019
Potential end to shutdown: everyone dies of listeria https://t.co/zGszM5tiZ7
— Karoun Demirjian (@karoun) January 9, 2019
In response to the government shutdown, I have stayed in bed, gone without bathing, turned off the phone. I am going to continue until Walmart sends me six fresh walleye and a set of white sidewalls autographed by Barbara Walters. https://t.co/Q4ar8VvGUx
— Garrison Keillor (@g_keillor) January 8, 2019
Happy to see that @TheTweetofGod is still commenting.
I am shutting down the universe until you pay to build a wall around it.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 8, 2019
#OTD in 1972, Roberto Clemente tragically passed away at the age of 38. Here’s my painting depicting the great man during the summer of 1955, snaring a Pee Wee Reese line drive at Ebbets Field. This same image would appear on his @Topps 1956 card, #33. pic.twitter.com/XAqJMBBnZ8
— Graig Kreindler (@GraigKreindler) December 31, 2018
Big Teen News: According to 7th grade second-cousin-in-law, Snapchat is cool again, and it’s dumb when people delete their Instagrams just because they don’t get enough likes. “We live in Cleveland, how popular do you think you’re gonna be?”
— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) December 25, 2018
via Matt Thomas
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) December 20, 2018