"Walt Whitman" managed to find some humor in the shutdown today and reminded me that "God" was putting out some pretty funny stuff when this started. I'm not totally sure that last post I've transcribed is humorous, though.
Two weeks into the shutdown, relying on the National Park Service to clean my historical outhouse is looking like a worse and worse deal.
— Walt Whitman (@TheWaltWhitman) October 15, 2013
I work in mysterious ways, but Congress doesn't work in pretty obvious ones.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 2, 2013
Conservatives, if you love Me stop dragging My name into politics because I don't want anything to do with that shit.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 1, 2013
America is now closed. We apologize for the inconvenience.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 1, 2013
Trivia question: What does GOP stand for? Answer: Nothing. The GOP stands for absolutely nothing.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 1, 2013
American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 30, 2013