Today in 1919, not even 100 years ago, the first U.S. Distinguished Service Medal was awarded to a woman, Anna Howard Shaw. #womensequality pic.twitter.com/q4cmTdih8J

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) October 19, 2016

Tonight's @CNN debate hasn't even started, yet @Excedrin has already won it: https://t.co/gQXO5jhQGX pic.twitter.com/Qn4cqn2EM9

— CNNTech (@cnntech) October 19, 2016

Here's an interesting alternative...

Attn: @BillCorbett, @kwmurphy https://t.co/22JhKUNJmK

— (((Peter Sagal))) (@petersagal) October 19, 2016

Can we get the gang from Mystery Science Theater 3000 to live snark tonight's presidential debate? Asking for a friend.

— Bijan C. Bayne (@bijancbayne) October 19, 2016

On mornings like this after nights like that, I quote Bart Giamatti: “[Baseball] breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart." pic.twitter.com/kFvsRqbbIS

— Daniel Pink (@DanielPink) October 14, 2016

Playoff baseball: It takes your dreams out to dinner, then sticks you with the check. Good season @Nationals.

— Tim Carman (@timcarman) October 14, 2016

but I love the post.

I totally get the Nobel committee. Reading books is hard.

— Gary Shteyngart (@Shteyngart) October 13, 2016

This is also good.

Bob Dylan's win makes a lot more sense when you see this photo of the Nobel Committee. pic.twitter.com/OmJK86lmkJ

— ethereal chill (@ethanchiel) October 13, 2016