No, but seriously: How soon will this interminable election be over? https://t.co/CHnUBmoXwg pic.twitter.com/QTix58f0zx

— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) October 21, 2016

I hear the bathrooms in Trump Tower are being relabeled "Bad Hombres" and "Nasty Women."

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) October 20, 2016

I haven't decided, if I lose on @waitwait this week, if I will accept the winner. I'll let you know.

— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) October 20, 2016

Today in 1919, not even 100 years ago, the first U.S. Distinguished Service Medal was awarded to a woman, Anna Howard Shaw. #womensequality pic.twitter.com/q4cmTdih8J

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) October 19, 2016

Tonight's @CNN debate hasn't even started, yet @Excedrin has already won it: https://t.co/gQXO5jhQGX pic.twitter.com/Qn4cqn2EM9

— CNNTech (@cnntech) October 19, 2016

Here's an interesting alternative...

Attn: @BillCorbett, @kwmurphy https://t.co/22JhKUNJmK

— (((Peter Sagal))) (@petersagal) October 19, 2016

Can we get the gang from Mystery Science Theater 3000 to live snark tonight's presidential debate? Asking for a friend.

— Bijan C. Bayne (@bijancbayne) October 19, 2016